James Myrick is among the world's foremost beard artists. While you and I may grow scraggly tufts of fur on our faces, Myrick is capable of growing his beard into remarkable shapes, such as a spiral and the word "beard".
Myrick's latest accomplishment is a beard that looks like the logo for the Rebel Alliance--the vile and treacherous organization that seeks to destroy the peaceful order of the Empire. I advise him to keep his head down when passing by any stormtroopers. Many lost friends on the Death Star and won't take kindly to Rebel paraphernalia, even if offered in jest.