People love to torture cats for their own amusement, from the constant petting and brushing to the indignity of having to eat on the ground instead of the table and crapping in a box instead of outside like Dog intended.
But for cats being forced to wear a costume so people can mock them is the most terrible of all tortures, and that's why cats hate human holidays.
Our poor feline prisoners go through so much just to make us smile, so Temptations cat treats is urging cat jailers owners to apologize to their felines for all the humiliating costumes and human mockery.
-Via Laughing Squid