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The following is an article from the magazine The Annals of Improbable Research.

Doug Zongker
Department of Computer Science and Engineering
University of Washington

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2. “Chicken chicken chicken chicken,” Chicken Chicken, Chicken Chicken Chicken, vol. 12, no. 7, 1990, p. 629ff.

3. “Chicken: Chicken chicken chicken,” Chicken Chicken., C. Chicken Chicken, vol. 32, 1993, p. 7164.

4. “Chicken chicken chicken,” C. Chicken chicken Chicken Chicken, Chic. Chicken Chicken Chicken, 1995.

5. “Chicken chicken chicken,” Chicken chicken Chicken Chicken, Chicken Chicken Chicken Chicken, ch. Chicken, vol. 15, Chic. 1992, p. 542

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This article is republished with permission from the September-October 2006 issue of the Annals of Improbable Research.

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