You know these things are going to happen, but it’s somehow comforting to know that they are not only universal, but now set in a handy timeline. John Atkinson of the webcomic Wrong Hands has charted and graphed the holidays for us. These timelines are not to scale. Thanksgiving is one day, News Years is really just the New Year’s Eve party, and Christmas spans a couple of months. -via Laughing Squid