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You don’t have to be alone. Technology makes highly realistic relationship simulations possible. This particular one comes packaged with instant curry, which is probably when you need a girlfriend approximation the most.
Rocket News 24 reports that the newly-released Men’s Delusion Curry—Orange Flavor comes with a DVD of the lovely model Mao Harada. You can call her Haradan. She’ll gladly chat with you over curry during the story, which has 3 chapters:
1. The Younger Girlfriend
2. The Older Girl Who Lives Next Door and is Sort of Risqué
3. Haradan Made a Home-Cooked Meal
What a sad world we live in.
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I had this up while the podcast for NPR's "Wait, Wait Don't Tell Me" was playing. One of the topics was "Curry in the News". I was sure this would have been one of the stories. To my amazement, it was not. However, the British Curry Catering Industry All-Party Parliamentary Group was.
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