Should You Get a Cat or a Baby? - Neatorama

Which is a better household companion: a cat or a baby? Matthew Inman of The Oatmeal runs through the arguments, clearly favoring cats.

What he doesn’t mention is that babies don’t stay that way forever, as cats do. Eventually, babies become teenagers. That’s when the fun begins, right?

Nota bene: you can also get a dog.

Content warning: potty humor.

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I’m thinking this was a rough introduction to The Oatmeal, which is one of the better stops along the internet highway. Give it a second chance:

When your house is burning down, you should brush your teeth

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Having owned a cat & now owning a 6 month old baby girl... I can definitely say without a doubt that this guy doesn't have a kid. If he did... he would know how horrible a cartoon this is. Babies ruining your life? wow...

We tried for over 2 years to conceive. She's our little miracle & we thank God for her every... single... day.

I'm so happy to be woken up by our baby no matter what, for whatever reason... She's our complete responsibility.

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Coral isn't a plant.

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Corals aren't plants...

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D'oh. I was slow.

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Not a plant.

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Things that look even more like the stuff on pandora are "christmas tree worms", they retract just as quickly and look the same.

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I always figured that's where they got the idea? Anyway, what about those little round things in tide pools? I always enjoyed poking them and watching them scrunch up. And those are hardly the only organisms which exhibit such behavior.

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I'm pretty sure the idea came from the polychaetes, a class of annelid worms. Yes, they're animals and worms.

As whiterabbit said, I think it's based on "Christmas tree worms" (Spirobranchus giganteus). Here a video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVJcBRqzr8Y

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There are also tube worms that do the same thing in coral reefs. But as almost every one else has said, corals aren't plants.

Cola: tide pools where? There are lots of different critters in different tide pools all over the world.

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Pandora envy sweeeps the nation! That is really cool though, makes you think the creators of the film had based the plants on this exact species.
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Um yeah.. it's not a plant, and it's not a coral either!
It's a sea cucumber(an Echinoderm), probably in the order Dendrochirotida.

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Here in the Philippines, we have a similar plant. It's called the makahiya. It folds up its leaves when it's touched.

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You mean this?

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Zava, tide pools in Oregon. I'm pretty sure these critters are common in this climate. I can't seem to find the species, though. It's some kind of anemone. It looks like a little green mouth with fuzzy lips and it scrunches up and closes when you touch it into a little brown lump.

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Everything on Pandora was based (in most parts) on stuff you find on Earth. I don't know why people are so surprised to find similar stuff here...

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Everything on Pandora was based on a really dumb film.

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"Pandora Depression" makes me want to self-hurt.

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here in brazil we have a plant that folds its leaves when touched http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZP7Y5cv9fP0

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In France we have snails...

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