You are suddenly faced with the worst case scenario: no pizza. Thankfully, you've prepared for this disaster with the Portable Pizza Pouch. This essential piece of survival gear keeps a slice of pizza immediately close to you--just inches away from your mouth--in the event that you run out of pizza.
The resealable pouch fits around your neck with a lanyard. I suggest buying enough for a full pizza, then wearing all of them around your neck. With the world as unstable as it is these days, you can't be too careful.
-via First We Feast
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Can't Simon Pegg just buy a slice of pizza whenever he wants one?
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