It's not a Slanket. It's not the Face Mask Hotness Hoodie. It's the Dame Gi--the last garment you will ever need.
The problem with most lazywear designs is that they don't go far enough. If you're at work and your boss is yapping at you about something, then you need something to cover your eyes and block him from view. The Dame Gi has you covered--literally.
(Photo: Bilibag)
There's a handy hatch in the back for when Nature calls. I recommend saving energy by just leaving it unzipped.
You can read more about this work of genius at Rocket News 24. Right now, it's only available in Japan. But, hopefully, we'll get it in the US soon.
2. Hey! They have a cute (sorta) girls' version in a sailor suit motif!