Sometimes I wear a combination of the Hitler and the Natural. If I’m feeling goofy, I’ll style my ‘brows into the Anaconda. But usually they keep growing back into the 666, no matter what I do. I don't know why.
I give McNamee props for being able to do a multi-gag eyebrow cartoon without mentioning Frieda Kahlo or Groucho Marx. Or Bert from Sesame Street (who rocked the unibrow more than Frieda ever did). But I think the list missed the Classic Villain Bushy Eyebrows, you know, the kind you could conceal a whole arsenal of weapons behind.
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