The great thing about firing off a quick inspirational quote or snappy slogan is it doesn't have to make any sense as long as the words sound good together.
Of course, it helps if it makes sense to someone, even if that someone is the voice inside your head.
Some inspiration quotes manage to be both inane and inspiring at the same time, and this is truly what all quotes should aspire to since nobody is going to remember them correctly anyway!
When you're looking for something witty to say that probably shouldn't be taken seriously then you should visit the Tumblr Absurd Life Quote, a repository of written words that caters to those who enjoy ridiculous repartee.
Absurd Life Quote is full of funny statements that will inspire you to say more silly things when speaking to people, because there is no better ice breaker than this quote: