This advertisement from New Zealand features something I'd pay serious money for: a sentient and stern doorknocker capable of doing away with any unwanted visitors. UPS or Fedex guy? No problem — the knocker can even sign for it with a pen in his mouth, if necessary. Selling something? Remove Yourself From My Verandahhhh! Via Laughing Squid
Haven't answered a knock in 4 years. My old house has never had a doorbell installed.
Whose with me?