Cats Would Be Terrible Jedi

(Sephko)

This was your father's lightsaber. He killed several dozen kittens with it. Don't point it at your face and you'll be fine.

Later, Luke Catwalker would attribute the loss of his paw to a great duel against a mighty opponent. Obidog never revealed the truth.


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