(Photo: NBC News)
That little knife isn't a sword.
Now this scimitar-that's a sword!
Two masked robbers entered a convenience store in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. One brandished a sword at the owner and demanded money.
It was a formidable weapon. But it was still an inadequate sword for the task. The store owner responded by whipping out his scimitar and chasing the pair out of his store. The robbers dropped all of their loot and fled. You can watch the hilarious security footage here.
-via Dave Barry
Just get a gun and train with it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWl8EbNN8NM