It's hard to believe (especially if you grew up in the 80s), but the Goonies is turning 30 this year. In celebration of this monumental occassion, Flavorwire has rounded up a great "where are they now" list featuring the current status of all the main actors in the films.
A fan favorite, Sloth, isn't around any more. In fact, the ex-football player died at only 38 from an accidental overdose. Don't worry though, most of the stories aren't so sad, but actually pretty cool.
* The fat kid from Goonies became a major Hollywood lawyer.
* The fat kid from Willy Wonka owns his own accounting firm.
* The fat kid from Stand By Me became a very successful actor and married Rebecca Romjin.