Are you an image builder? A freelance strategic opportunity builder? How about a proactive, unbridled desire to shape the future of business?
If so, you probably won't see what's so funny about the content of these utterly self-indulgent LinkedIn profiles being read by professional actors who really sell the cockiness of the words. If you're not a synergistic, value-added paradigm of jargon though, you'll probably love these ridiculous profiles.