Honky Talk Goose

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Here’s a fellow talking to a Canada goose in his own language. What they’re talking about, I don’t know, but he seems awfully friendly for a goose. If this seems like an anomaly, let me tell you a story. There is a flock of Canada geese that live on the river behind my house. They were once typical Canada geese with nasty tempers that would menace and chase people and pets randomly. Then the city installed a duck chow dispenser, allowing passersby to feed the ducks and geese for a quarter, and suddenly the geese are just as nice and friendly as this one. -via Tastefully Offensive