Etsy seller Iga Grygiel makes felt bags, purses, and backpacks in the shapes of animals and supernatural monsters. I especially like this one that looks like a Venus flytrap and this one that looks like Cthulhu.
But if you want sharp fashion, then place your personal items in the maw of this shark purse. At 28 inches long, it has plenty of room to swallow everything you care about and should be its own deterrent against thieves.
-via Fashionably Geek