The Annoying Friend and the Hummer need to get together. But they'd be able to work well together only if Annoying Friend has a space large enough to park the Hummer.
The most irritating chess piece is the one that doesn't move, but expects everyone on the board to move around him.
You forgot the bicyclist piece - moves to a square occupied by another piece and tries to claim it for its own....
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