Now that the hottest baby names for 2014 have been revealed, it’s time to have some fun with them. Time built a generator that calculates what your name would be if you were born today. For example, if the name you have is the third most popular girl’s name in the year you were born, you’d get the third most popular name now. It also shows you the name of that rank in decades past.
These are the results of one of my many names. -via Metafilter
/sigh