Meanwhile, in Australia, humanity survived yet another day, despite facing natural predators too terrible to contemplate. Danny Ford found a wolf spider in his home. He whacked it with a broom. Instead of dying, the spider appeared to fall apart.
It was actually a mother spider carrying a vast number of babies. When hit with by broom, the spiders went crawling everywhere, all over the floor and into every crevice of the home. Does your collar feel a bit itchy right now? Then you probably have a spider in your shirt.
-via Ace of Spades HQ
Be sure that your flame thrower is able to make several good shots. You don't want to have it sputter after sending the first fireball.
Well played, Mr. Farrier, well played indeed. :)