Instructables member Mikeasaurus offers detailed, step-by-step instructions on how to turn Cookie Monster into a decorative rug.
Of course now . . . they’re pretty much useless. The first step is to acquire Cookie Monster, which Mikeasaurus has now done. The instructions are hypothetically useful if there are multiple Cookie Monsters. If there are, I doubt that there are many of them. So as you soon as you see a Cookie Monster, you should bag him. Hunting regulations vary by state, so you should check local laws before taking more than one Cookie Monster. There may be a limit as well as seasonal restrictions.
-via Foodiggity
John, that's just wrong.
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