The gentle tale of Winnie-the-Pooh and his friends Piglet, Eeyore, and Tigger gets mashed up with Ridley Scott’s Alien in a new tale by Giant Hamburger. Pooh’s reaction to a face hugger latching onto his snout: “Oh, Bother.” Things progress from there in the manner you would imagine, with frequent stops for smaller stories wedged into intermissions. There’s even a cameo appearance by the Predator. Start here to read it all, and choose the largest size you can to see all the gory details. -via b3ta