I saw Episodes I, II, and III when they came out. But I barely have any memory of them. I don't think that I could even describe the general plot. This is as a result of intense therapy over several years. It would gone a lot faster if I had access to Spock's mind meld abilities. Captain Kirk and Dr. McCoy did in the episode "Spectre of the Gun." It saved their sanity and their lives, as demonstrated in this mashup video by Drew Krotz.
-via Geek Tyrant
Ep 1 - Jar-jar
Ep 2 - "I don't like sand it is coarse and gets into everything" The pickup like of the movie
Ep 3 - "It's over Anakin I have the high ground" Why is it over now and not any of the other dozen or so times one of you had the high ground?!?!