Would you like to spend some time on a “choose your own adventure” story based on classic noir films?
The dame walks into your office without knocking, and boy, does she look uneasy.
She stares at you with piercing gray eyes and asks, “Are you Sam Stonemarrow, the private detective?”
All you need to do is click on the text response to advance the story, but sometimes you have a choice of two or more replies. At some points, either of the answers will take you to the same destination, but some will take you on ridiculous tangents. If you manage to stay on the straight and narrow storyline, you’ll find it’s a bit ridiculous, too. Because it’s from Clickhole. -via Metafilter