Because people are incapable of shutting up, it has become necessary to move to more quiet environs. Where is that possible? Simply moving to sparsely-inhabited places may not be enough. We must consult this map of the 48 contiguous states created by the National Park Service. It measures, by decibels, the ambient noise levels across the country. It looks like Nevada is the right place to get peace and quiet. I’ll go there. No, you may not come with me.
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