Good news, everyone! You can look like these handsome fellows, thanks to Etsy seller Schuyler Ellers. His exclusive Lord von Schmitt line includes these colorful crocheted shorts which give you the dangerous, rakish look that so many women find attractive. They're form fitting, too, so you can show off all of your curves--and you know that you want to. So slip on a pair and go get 'em, Tiger.
-via Ace of Spades HQ
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I, for one, am overwhelmed with the sexy.
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Concerning the third shorts in the photo: Who decided on a color theme of yellow and brown streaks? That's going to lead to some confusion about the inside-outness and front-to-backnicity when putting them on.
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To paraphrase Hoban "Wash" Washburne: A man walks down the street in those shorts, people know he's not afraid of anything.
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