Lies girlfriends tell each other and what they really mean
Read my lips: what people say and what they really mean are usually two different things. Thankfully, writer Mikael Wulff and artist Anders Morgenthaler who teamed up to publish a series of "Truth Facts" cartoons under the name Wumo (previously on Neatorama), has got the translations:
Visit Wumo's website Kind of Normal for more of this kind of lovely shenanigans!