How to Steal Pizza - Neatorama

Dave Hax explains in detail how to get more of the pizza than you should, or more than you are entitled to. This works much better if you are the one bringing it home, or pulling it out of the oven. The only thing the other pizza-eaters can say is, “I thought I told you to order a large.” Then you assure them that you will -next time. -Thanks, Dave!

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Diabolical!

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No pizza wheel? Amateurs!

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This might *almost* be useful! How many places sell a medium for almost the same price as a large? If you could buy an UNSLICED large pizza, you could use this trick to cut it down to a medium for someone who wants it, and then have some left over for yourself.

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Yeah this is a crime but I appreciate the technique of stealing.

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Can you buy it in Chicago? I would love to get a few bottles but live nowhere near the bars that are hosting. And/or can you have a princes bride get together in Chicago?

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Aw man, I live an hour from Austin and that happens to be my birthday. That is mighty tempting.

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Wine will be on sale at http://princessbridewine.com/

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I never got this weird habbit of learning dialogue by rote and quoting. It doesn't matter whether you're talking about the Princess Bride, Withnail and I or Monty Python sketches the whole idea just leaves me cold. It would seem to me to detract from the enjoyment of the movie/book/tv show/whatever.

Can somebody explain where the enjoyment is? Or is it some kind of OCD thing?

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Almost. That's horrible packaging. Is that tired "retro" style ever going to die?

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have they announced if we can order these wines if we don't live in the area?

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What an inconceivably brilliant idea! Now, on to make the six-fingered glove.

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