Comedian Robbie Sherrard's advice applies equally well to wives. When you're in a relationship, it's very important to not screw up. You can accomplish a lot in life by not screwing up. It's just hard to do that when it's time to shop for gifts. Whatever you purchase, Sherrard explains, will be misinterpreted against you. For example, last year, he bought his girlfriend an electric toothbrush. She promptly broke up with him because she reasoned that Sherrard was saying that she has bad teeth.
He didn't make that mistake this year. This year, Sherrard got precisely what his girlfriend (presumably a new one) asked for. This video was uploaded on December 23. Hopefully he provides us with an update on her response.
-via American Digest