Hot pizza is wonderful for supper. Cold pizza is a great breakfast (especially since there's no work involved). No matter what the event or occasion, pizza can fill the pizza-shaped hole in your soul.
Human contact? Good luck trying to get some. It's a lot easier to order pizza delivered to the door of your hovel, then bathe yourself in its living warmth.
pizza further proof that the all mighty loves us
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