Yikes, it's "Specialman"
The writer of the referring article called this list of bad knockoff toys "the stuff of nightmares" and headlined it "Disturbing Toy Ripoffs Guaranteed to Ruin Your Kid's Christmas." While I imagine that any kid who desires the authentic version of these playthings for Christmas would likely be disappointed to receive these bad knockoffs, it's pretty difficult for me to take the situation seriously while I'm laughing.
See all 37 bad toy ripoffs here. It's an amusing collection. Commenting with bad toy knockoff humor is strictly forbidden. (And by that, I mean it's highly encouraged.)
Giddy up, it's "Demondonkey" (Don't look, John Farrier) | Source: iheartchaos.com
Try to hold it (your excitement): It's the WiWi | Source: tumblr.com
Whatcha got there, kid? "It's my New Style Ninja Tortoise!" | Source: arwrath.com