Ladies, I hope you pay close attention here. It is vital to have a kit with enough supplies for everyone in the household to survive in case of emergency. I'm talking about natural disasters, zombie attacks, alien invasions and all post-apocalyptic scenarios. If you have two daughters, that means you will need three massive stashes of shaving supplies, enough to cover daily shaving activity for as long as you three plan to live. If you use disposable razors, that means buy them in megabulk. If you have one of those fancier razors with the replaceable blades, you better have razor handles and blade backups for miles. Does assembling this emergency kit seem like a daunting task? After all, we haven't even covered the use of shaving lotions and moisturizers.
You may need inspiration to keep vigilant about staying baby-smooth throughout life-threatening, traumatic crises. Not to worry: Buzzfeed has gathered reinforcements. Have a look at these brave, hairless women. Women like Ellen Ripley, shown in the photo above. No alien infiltration is going to come between Ripley and her silky-smooth armpits. She has her priorities straight. Visit the rest of these exemplary women here.
Image: 20th Century Fox / Via reddit.com
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Given that Ripley is in the future, it would make sense that there would be a common, permanent hair removal.
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