Every year millions of turkeys are plucked, roasted and served up with a smile on Thanksgiving day, and they’ve apparently had enough of our barbaric holiday traditions.
Turkeys are gobblin’ mad about being served up with gravy and a side of sweet potatoes, and they’re taking their Thanksgiving protest to the streets to wattle their way to freedom.
The turkey revolution has begun in Wallingford, Connecticut, thanks to the efforts of two turkeys named Fred and Ethel, who have been spotted chasing cars and wreaking havoc on the roadways.
These brave turkeys know that all good revolutions start with a gobble and a march down the road, but they'd better watch out or they're liable to ruffle some commuter's feathers and fall victim to road rage!
-Via Cheezburger