In what one writer called a "manvalanche of epic proportions," these men are a few of the masculine natural disasters taking part in the World Beard & Moustache Championships 2014, held in Portland, Oregon. So much facial hair, so few comments I should make here.
See this Bored Panda post for what they deem to be the "ten fanciest" entrants and visit the championship website for more photos and information.
Images: Imgur