And the policeman said, "Why the long face?"
Monday was a quiet night at the headquarters of the Cheshire Constabulary in Winsford, Cheshire, UK. Then a horse, obviously in need of police assistance, walked in. The officers did not make him feel welcome and shooed him out.
-via Boing Boing
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That's OK, he didn't actually have anything to report to the officers. He was just horsing around.
Sorry, I couldn't help it.
I heard this before somewhere...
I think it goes like this:
John and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water.
John fell down and broke his crown,
And Jill came tumbling after.