You know that alligator skin dress shoes used to be all the rage. Snakeskin boots are always in style. But you may not know of the latest fashion craze: Ewok skin high heels.
Etsy seller Rigel Griffith of San Diego makes these luxurious shoes from freshly-skinned Ewoks imported directly from Endor. Buying them not only makes you look good, but also helps protect the environment by reducing the Ewok overpopulation problem.
-via Fashionably Geek
I think you've been had - someone's palmed you off with mink instead of real ewok.
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I'd think that Tribble fur would be very inexpensive
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