Who do you see on Facebook? Mom is there, liking everything you post. She loves you, you know. There's also that exciting couple that lives an amazingly fortunate life. They're so irritating, what with their happiness and such.
The person that you don't see is the Lurker. But she's there, watching carefully. Maybe even taking screenshots.
I don't see myself in particular on this chart, so I'll just assume that I'm "That Guy." I think that's how people refer to me anyway, usually while rolling their eyes.
As you can tell, Alex hired me for my rakishly good looks, not my math or writing skills.