Animals are driven by their instincts, which are selected by evolutionary processes over millions of years. Heed that inner voice, dog. It has guided your ancestors and will guide your descendants.
-via Tastefully Offensive
'I have barfed...(sniffsniffsniff)...and it does not offend my nose. I'm not sick, maybe just clumsy. I'll re-eat this meal before so other dog does.'
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