Not own a cat, mind you. You never really own a cat. You can, however, have a cat in your home. Unless the landlord doesn't allow pets. Then you've got to find a substitute.
Twisted Doodles shows you how. It begins with an expensive cashmere scarf, a cactus, and poor decisions.
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No litterbox to clean? Cactus is WAAY better than cat!
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