This is Sir Jarlsberg. Like chap-hop rapper Mr.B, he's a man out of time. Sir Jarlsberg is from the European Middle Ages and he's here to lay some class on us. He has style, grace, and a mastery of the musical genre known as hark hop. Women adore him and men envy him.
So heed his words in this song "Teach Thee How to Curtsy" from his album Hark Thou. He'll show you how to curtsy in a way that will mark you out as a person of sophistication. Afterward "all thy maidens [will] love thee."
-via Kotaku
John, you may enjoy this old article from The Onion (I can't think of renaissance fairs without remembering it: Nine Drawn and Quartered at Renaissance Fair http://www.theonion.com/articles/nine-drawn-and-quartered-at-renaissance-fair,20580/
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