And besides that, it's got to be delicious! Foodinese has perfected the complicated art of combining two of nature's perfect foods. To make your own French fry pizza, build an even layer of French fries in a circle, breaking up fries as necessary to do so. Then add mozzarella cheese, which acts as the glue that holds your pizza together.
Bake the crust for a few minutes, then remove it from the oven. Add the rest of your ingredients and bake for a few more minutes.
Suggestion for improvement: add beef gravy and cheese curd to make this a poutine pizza.
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