Sometimes, the only response you can offer someone is to sigh in disappointment, rest your face in your hand, and eat a cookie. The cookie part is important because you need something--anything--to help you get through the day.
Jenn of JustJenn Recipies has just the cookie for it. She used a facepalming Picard cookie cutter to make sugar cookies. Then she painted the Captain's uniform with black and red food gel dye.