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David Tate of McSweeney's rewrote the Ten Commandments to make them more clickable. Here are the first five new BuzzFeed headlines:
YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT GOD SAID TO THIS MAN…
- What You Need to Know Now About the Lord Totally Being God
- At the Beginning He Had Me Confused, But by Minute Two I Knew That I Shouldn’t Have Other Gods.
- Are You Making This Common Mistake with Graven Images?
- How I Work: Read This Life Hack from God Your Only Creator.
- She Admitted to Doing What Every Sunday?
Moses, rewrite everything. You've got to get those traffic stats up! Remember that there's a dozen 23-year old journalism majors who would part the Hudson River to get at your job.
Here's a bonus video from Mel Brooks's History of the World, Part I.
-via Ace of Spades HQ
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Another take on another myth: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bputeFGXEjA
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