Doghouse Diaries has some excellent ideas. A beard really is just chest hair that overflows your chest as a result of your excessive manliness. And when it's early in the morning and the dog wants a walk, you can just use curtains for body coverage, right?
Reader challenge: in the comments, construct a grammatically correct sentence that uses all six of these terms.
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Those are pretty much just the translations from German.
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