On the face of it, this quiz at Clickhole seems utterly stupid. And it is. But it’s also magnificently self-referential, which any experienced quiz-taker can see. But the folks at The Onion know a self-referential quiz can be intelligent and even useful, so they ignored the possibilities for making it a clever self-reverential quiz. According to the result I got, pictured above, I have no clue as to how well I answered the questions. Is it possible to get a different result? Let me know. As if it mattered, because it’s Clickhole, after all.
Oh! But I got a neat badge out of it!