What would it be like? Well, for one thing, we wouldn't call it the American Revolutionary War. It would be called "the Rebellion of Something or Other." Perhaps we would also drink warm beer and eat kidney pie.
In this commercial for Newcastle Brown Ale, British comedian Stephen Merchant imagines a world in which Britain won and America remained British.
The brewer hopes to develop a new holiday: Independence Eve. When in the course of human events it is successful, July 3 will become an American occasion for buying and drinking British beer.
Content warning: foul language.
-via Huffington Post