Aah the bank heist, a Hollywood movie staple from the very beginning- whole movies have been based around the criminally precise art of successfully robbing a bank, generally at gunpoint, yet according to one bank guard (who shall remain nameless) Hollywood has it all wrong.
According to Mr. Guardey McGuarderson there are five things which would never work in real life when you’re trying to pull of the perfect heist, including dressing in a disguise and bluffing your way into the vault, that Guardey knows are just plain bunk from personal experience.
Did I mention he's a security guard at a branch of the Federal Reserve Bank?
Read more about 5 Things Movies Got Wrong About Bank Heists (From A Guard) and maybe you'll be able to pull off the perfect crime...
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