(Unrelated photo via Grendelkhan)
Police in Greenville, North Carolina arrested a man for narcotics trafficking. While searching him, they found 150 bags of heroin in his car and 40 more bags in his pockets. But they weren’t done. The suspect had an additional stash. Police found Percocet pills hidden in his navel. He weighs 315 pounds, so it's quite possible that he had a belly button of substantial volume.
Perhaps the pills were not his own. After all, a suspected drug dealer once claimed that the drugs police found inside his butt weren’t his.