It's not easy being a vampire because people can treat you cruelly. But as Chris Hallbeck points out, you must have a trusting relationship with at least one person: your barber.
You also have to shave carefully. The mirror thing seems like a small problem, but it gets to be a hassle.
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I guess vampires don't get their hair dyed? At least in most mythos they have enough style to not use a spray on toupee.
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Can I just eat for fun without you judging me? I watched you eat that entire tube of cookie dough today and didn't say a word!
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Why get hungry for blood if you have no metabolism?
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I'm not a vampire, but that sounds like a great idea! I'll try it tomorrow morning.
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IF you are a vampire then you don't need to worry about shaving, hair cuts, cutting fingernails, etc because your body is dead and nothing is growing. duh
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