(Zach Weinersmith/SMBC Comics)
I do not like them, Sam-I-Am! I still remember the truth!
The unnamed character who represents the audience does not say this. He does not escape--cannot escape--because he is in a world that consists of only 50 words. Sam-I-Am has shrunk reality. He will break the man's mind, as he will break ours. Sam-I-Am will become his master.
Dibs on the idea of doing a Green Eggs & Ham parody that replaces Sam-I-Am with Will-I-Am from the Black Eyed Peas.
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